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Blog Name: Woozworld Direct!

Opened: 18th June, 2013

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Have a Laugh!

Q. What's a crocodile's favourite game?

A. Snap!

Q. What's small, furry and bright purple?

A. A koala holding its breath!

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A. A stick!

Q. Why did the emu cross the road?

A. To prove he wasn't a chicken

Q. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

A. Because he was a double-crosser!

Q. What's a koala's favourite drink?

A. Coca Koala!

Q. What do crocodiles call children?

A. Appetisers!

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

A. A woolly jumper!

Q. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

A. All animals, because bridges can't jump!

Q. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

A. Their joeys have to play inside!

Q. What do you do with a dead chemist?
A. Barium.

Q. Why do chemists prefer nitrates?
A. Because they're cheaper than day rates.

Q. What's the first thing you should learn in chemistry?
A. Never lick the spoon.

Q. What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A. Sherlock Ohms.

Q. Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
A. NaBrO!

Q. What did one electron say to the other electron?
A. Don't get excited. You'll only get into a state!

Q. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A. You may have graduated but I've got many degrees

Q. What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
A. Fission Chips.

Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. It doesn't conduct itself.

Q. What do you call a Catholic church service that is very, very important?
A. Critical mass.

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